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Journal Entry: Sun Nov 15, 2009, 4:10 PM



my cat is going to die.

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  • Mood: Hopeless
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How to make a Shaeeta
preheat oven to about 8900 degrees Fahrenheit
take out small mixing bowl and add three cups of emotion juice, 1 cup of natural sarcasm, 3 cups of brainsmarts and 2 1/2 cups of streetsmarts.
stir three times to the left, two times to the right.
add 3 packets of the following: purple coloring, nerdy-ness, stupid jokes, strategic-ness, love for gossip, love for animals, caring-ness and favorites.
and extra packets of Topher Grace, Jim Parsons, Chris Pine, Zach Quinto, Lenoarn Nimoy and possibly Lady Gaga.
crack in two or nine good-looking pods while you're at it.
mix until it turns a deep shade of purple like Minagawa's hair.
pour into small pan and bake for 4 hours.
your Shaeeta should come out nice and pretty.
dress her in skinny jeans, an AE shirt, a peace scarf, Charlie the Unicorn necklace and enjoy.

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~nailedblack is a poot.

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thanks, i totally needed THAT.

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ur face

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There's a party in Sweden's pants and you're invited.
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of the wedding variety?

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That was clearly gibberish.
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There's a party in Sweden's pants and you're invited.
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